Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Pacifica Commentary For March 8, 2006
The President Goes To India
Here is a free translation of the president's comments as he returned from his triumphant trip to India and Pakistan:
My fellow Americans, I want to give great big nuclear bombs to the Indian government so India can protect itself from Pakistan. I want Pakistan to maintain its great big nuclear bombs so that Pakistan can protect itself from India.
As you know, many people in India are hungry, especially the children, so I am going to sell Martin F-16's and Boeing F-18 fighter jets to India so they can fight to feed their children.
Now, I have already forgiven Mr. Khan in Pakistan for smuggling nuclear weapons equipment to anyone in the world because we are friends with his boss, General Pervez Musharraf. Of course, we used to be friends with Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden but I am sure we will not have such problems in the future. Furthermore, Pervez Musharraf has given us permission to bomb any part of his country as long as we think we are bombing bad people, especially people who used to be our friends like the Taliban. Musharraf has been so gracious that we are also allowed to massacre people who are in the vicinity of these bombings. After all, why were they standing so close to known terrorists?
Oh, yes, we are worried about China because they are so big and they are still communists you know. So India is free now to fire nuclear warheads at China. Oh, yes, China can respond but then we can fire at China and China not knowing the origin of the nuclear attack can fire at Russia. Then Russia, not knowing the origin of the attack can fire at Britain and then France, confused by the whole issue, can fire its nukes at Israel. Then Israel can launch a nuclear attack on Iran. Then of course the United States could easily lose Chicago by accident after it destroys North Korea.
Friends, the combination of irrationality, incompetence, ignorance, arrogance and greed has reached an intolerable level. This entire administration must do us the favor of stepping down before they destroy the planet. This is why we can't wait.
Rational people have structured a Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty with a view to abolishing nuclear weapons entirely. But our so-called leaders have created a rogue state acting in opposition to all common sense while endangering our future, the future of our children and the future of the planet.
Here is a free translation of the president's comments as he returned from his triumphant trip to India and Pakistan:
My fellow Americans, I want to give great big nuclear bombs to the Indian government so India can protect itself from Pakistan. I want Pakistan to maintain its great big nuclear bombs so that Pakistan can protect itself from India.
As you know, many people in India are hungry, especially the children, so I am going to sell Martin F-16's and Boeing F-18 fighter jets to India so they can fight to feed their children.
Now, I have already forgiven Mr. Khan in Pakistan for smuggling nuclear weapons equipment to anyone in the world because we are friends with his boss, General Pervez Musharraf. Of course, we used to be friends with Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden but I am sure we will not have such problems in the future. Furthermore, Pervez Musharraf has given us permission to bomb any part of his country as long as we think we are bombing bad people, especially people who used to be our friends like the Taliban. Musharraf has been so gracious that we are also allowed to massacre people who are in the vicinity of these bombings. After all, why were they standing so close to known terrorists?
Oh, yes, we are worried about China because they are so big and they are still communists you know. So India is free now to fire nuclear warheads at China. Oh, yes, China can respond but then we can fire at China and China not knowing the origin of the nuclear attack can fire at Russia. Then Russia, not knowing the origin of the attack can fire at Britain and then France, confused by the whole issue, can fire its nukes at Israel. Then Israel can launch a nuclear attack on Iran. Then of course the United States could easily lose Chicago by accident after it destroys North Korea.
Friends, the combination of irrationality, incompetence, ignorance, arrogance and greed has reached an intolerable level. This entire administration must do us the favor of stepping down before they destroy the planet. This is why we can't wait.
Rational people have structured a Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty with a view to abolishing nuclear weapons entirely. But our so-called leaders have created a rogue state acting in opposition to all common sense while endangering our future, the future of our children and the future of the planet.
